Secret Order That Is So Secret, It Doesn't Even Have a Name or S.O.T.I.S.S.I.D.E.H.A.N.
S.O.T.I.S.S.I.D.E.H.A.N. has exsisted for several thousand years. The real name of the Order has been lost in time, and it is rumored only the Ultimate High Great Sacred Priest of the Grand Pumba Warlord knows the true name, and it is mostly agreed he'd just bluffing, or forgot it. Throught out the years, they've used the lastest weapons technology to wage their war to protect our demension. (They got sick of mortal kombat, since they didn't know how to do any finishing moves) Lately, the creatures have stopped wanting to take over the demension, and now just want to take over some beachfront property, some board shorts, and maybe some blenders.